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Source @ studysite.org उज्जैन के एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया तो उसके पापा ने उठा लिया, लड़का मन मे बोला हे भगवान ये कहां से आ गया, पिता: हैलो, कौन बोल रहा है? लड़का : मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूं" कौन बनेगा करोड़पति" से और आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बैठी है और आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये Sir, पिता: ओह, रोमांचित होकर बेटी को फोन दे दिया... लड़का : सवाल यह"आज शाम को तुम कहां मिलोगी".... Option A-)इस्कान मन्दिर Option B-)विक्रम वाटिका Option C-)फ्री गंज चौपाटी Option D-)घर के पीछे लडकी:"Option A" लड़का : धन्यवाद, और अब आप का समय समाप्त होता है। पिता अभी तक खुशी के मारे फूले नहीं समा रहे थे.... | |
Source @ studysite.org एक लड़की गोलगप्पे खा रही थी, 15-20 खा चुकी थी, फिर बॉयफ्रेंड से पूछा- डार्लिंग, 10 और खा लूँ, लड़का गुस्से से- नागिन, खा ले, लड़की ने जोरदार थप्पड़ मारा,,- “नागिन किसको बोला”?? लड़का- मार क्यूँ रही है?? मैने कहा- ना गिन, खा ले.. | |
Source @ studysite.org पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो? पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा. पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे. पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है. | |
Source @ studysite.org What is similarity between Sun & Wife???….. Aap in dono ko ghoor ke nahi dekh sakte… | |
Source @ studysite.org Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena. | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati:-aaj main sabha pati banunga. Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane. | |
Source @ studysite.org pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain. patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge? pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge. | |
Source @ studysite.org patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga. | |
Source @ studysite.org It is said that Husband is the head of D family, But Remember that wife is D Neck of D family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants. | |
Source @ studysite.org True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho? | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why dont you do that? Husband: How can I? I dont even know her. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ? Husband remains silent ? Wife: what is D meaning of silence? Husband: Wait.. let me count... | |
Source @ studysite.org Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife | |
Source @ studysite.org Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. | |
Source @ studysite.org A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC | |
Source @ studysite.org bivi ko thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h. bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mjhse dur hi raha karo. Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi | |
Source @ studysite.org At late night wifes smartphone beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakens his wife. Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful??? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Dekhiye na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai. Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski aadat hai........... | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu? Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai | |
Source @ studysite.org wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo. husband-chalo tayaar ho jao. petrol pump chalte hain.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Jab mai tumhe chillata hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho ?? . Wife: toilet saaf karke . Husband: Hahahaha , bewkoof aurat vo kaise? . Wife: Toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni ka "I love you" bolne ke baad pati ka "I love you Tooooooooo" bolna utna he jaruri h jinta "jor se bolo" ke baad "Jay maata di" bolna | |
Source @ studysite.org Hubby - Mere Seene Mein Bahót Dard Hó Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao...... Wife - Haan, Lagati Hu, Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Bataó...... Husband - Rehne Do, Ab Thoda Theek Lag Raha Hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org Bhákt: Guru ji, Aisi Patni ko kyá kahte hai jo.. Bahot Fair ho, Height achhi ho, Bahut cute ho Nature sweet ho, Brilliant ho, Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda ná kare? Guru ji: Mann ka Vahám kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Váham!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Kal teri wife bahut jor jor se chillai kyo thi ? mere ghar tak aawaz aayi the are kuch nahi yaar uska Photo facebook pe upload karne ke jagah OLX par upload ho gaya..... | |
Source @ studysite.org Judge - tumne apni wife ko 10 saal dra ke dhamka ke apne baas me rakha Mujrim - esa nahi hai...... Judge - Safai nahi tarike batoo.......tarika !!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband ne Wife ko sms kiya: "Dinner pe mere sath Rajiv, Sanjiv, Tanu aur Manu aa rahe hain... acha sa laziz khana bana dena dear" Phir 10 mins ke baaf 2nd sms kia: "Mera promotion ho gaya aur Meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe Diamond ki Ring la kar dunga.." Wife ne reply kiya: "Oh my God Really Darling" ? Husband: "Nahi... Main Check kar raha tha mera pehla sms mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe messages mila hi nahi.." | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife 2 Husband - Sunte Ho ji..? Mujhe Happiness ki spelling batao!! . Husband: Likhhh… U N M A R R I E D | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife market se lauti husband- mera andaaza hai is box me koi khane ki chiz hai Wife- are wahh Pati Parmeshwar aap ne sahi andaaza lagaya isme me meri sandal hai..... | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai 2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte? | |
Source @ studysite.org Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mai sunta tha Jb se woh meri BIWI bani, Hm dono bolte hai or Mohalla sutna hai | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife ne pucha,Kaun Thi Wo? Husband:-Tm dimagh kharab mat karo, mai pehle hi pareshan hu k woh bhi Yehi puchegi. | |
Source @ studysite.org patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho. beer pite ho to darling par aj bhutni kyu? pati:aj maine sprite piya hai, seedhi baat no bakhwash | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai 15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife:kal rat tum mujhe neend mai galia kyu de rahe the? Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hui hai.. Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kyu? Husband: Are pagli isi liye to use jannat kehte hai.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai husband ghar se chala gaya. raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h? Wife:zehar Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.. | |
Source @ studysite.org patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k? patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se | |
Source @ studysite.org Poem of wife- husband hamara aisa ho, Wallet me jiske bahut paisa ho, Lambi jiski height ho, Gusse ka wo lite ho, jab sas se meri fight ho to kahe janu tum hi right ho..... | |
Source @ studysite.org patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye. pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai... hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai, agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu.. | |
Source @ studysite.org pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi.. patni-to? pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu.. patni-soch lo....!!!!draupati k 5 pati the.... | |
Source @ studysite.org pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga... usko ek achi si job dilwaunga.. frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.. | |
Source @ studysite.org pati prawachan sun k aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya patni-guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya? pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apka dukh khud uthana chahiye. | |
Source @ studysite.org do mahila ki swarg mai mulakat hue.. 1st-tmhari maut kaise hue? 2nd-jyada thand lagne k karan, aur tmhari? 1st-High BP k karan,mujhe pata chal ki mera pati kisi dusari aurat k sath hai.. mai gaye aur ushko sab jagah dunda pr woh nhi mili 2nd-agr freez mai dhunda hota to ,hm dono jinda hoti... | |
Source @ studysite.org pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha? patni-kya? pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho. patni-kya tmne use pehchana? pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha. | |
Source @ studysite.org pati-kyu na aj ki chai bahar pi jaye? Patni-kyu?tmhe kya lagta hai mai chai banate -2 thak gyi hu? pati- nahi pr mai plate aur cup dhote dhote tang aa gaya hu.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Hazaro aarzu aisi ke har aarzu pe dum nikle, Koi meri biwi se kahe ke shopping pe kam nikle. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband-talak lena hai, Advocate- talak lene ke lie 50000 rs lagenge, Husband- pagal ho kya, pandit ne to 501 rs, me shadi karayi thi, Advocate-dekh liya na saste ka natija. | |
Source @ studysite.org Chai ki patti (tea) aur pati (husband) me kya similarity hai? . Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubalna likha ha & woh b aurat k hathon. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife to her husband: I love you! I cant live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage! | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati: aji suna? Videshon me talaak lena bahut hi aasan hai. Patni : pata hai tabhi to vaha ladakiyan shadi ke samay roti nahi hain. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni – “Chalo ek khel khelte hain .. mai chhupti hoon aur tum mujhe dhoondhna .. Agar tumne dhoondh liya to mai tumhaare saath shopping karne chaloongi .. !” Pati – Aur agar nahi dhoondh paya toh ? Patni – “aisa mat kaho Jaanu.. mai bas darwaje ke peechhe hee chhupoongi.. !!! | |
Source @ studysite.org patni(kitchen se)-aj mai bahut khubsurat lag rahi hu?? pati-tmhe kaise pata?? patni-aj mujhe dekh kr roti bhi jal rahi hai..... | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni: Meri sharafat dekhó....... Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli… Pati: Aur meri sharafat dekhó..... Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Hawaldaar - Inspector sahab ....me ghar ke bahar khara hu.. Yaha 1 wife ne apne husband ko goli maar di hai Inspector- Pura waardat batoo... Hawaldaar- Sir...aaj eski kaamwali nahi aye the... wife ne khud se poochha lagya tha aur husbnad ne gile farsh pe per chhap diye... gusse me wife ne husbnad ko goli maar di ab mere liye kaya hukum hai?? Inspector- Bahar khara kaya kar raha ha bawkuf... ander jaa ke wife ko Giraftaar kaar lo Hawaldaar - par sir, farsh abhi bhi gila hai.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni pati se sharm nahi ati dusre aurat ko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe ho Ab tum shadisuda ho Patni- esa kaha likha hai ki upvaas ho to kahne ka menu bhi nahi dekh sakte? | |
Source @ studysite.org pati- hipnotism kya hota hai? patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana. pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai.. | |
Source @ studysite.org chor-tmhare pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do. admi-bhai,aisa maat karo,agar mai khali hath gaya to meri bivi mujhe khacha chaba jayegi.. chor-agar mai khali pahucha to kya meri bivi mujhe taal k khayegi....?? | |
Source @ studysite.org admi shadi kyu krta hai? marne k baad woh swarg mai jaye to acha feel kare ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kare.... | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek admi ki nyi nyi shadi hui,phir bhi sham mai use ghr jane ki koi jaldi nahi rehti,woh der tak office mai hi rehta tha boss ne pucha kya baat hai usne bataya ki meri bivi bhi job krti hai,aur jo ghar jaldi jata hai khana bhi usi ko banana padta hai | |
Source @ studysite.org 3 sharabi apas mai baat kr rahe the ki kaun apni bivi kitna control mai rakhta hai.. unme se 3rd chup tha? 2no ne puch kya hua? 3rd bola kaal hi meri bivi ghutno k baal mere pass aye.. 2no ne kaha shabas!!! 3rd- aur mujhe boli agar mard ho to bed k niche se niklo.... | |
Source @ studysite.org patni 1/2 hr se phone pe kisi se baat kr rahi thi,uhne call cut kr diya.. pati-aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya.. patni-wrong no tha isliye | |
Source @ studysite.org patni-apne pati ki kabr pe pankha kr rahi thi.. ek admi ne bola-behan ji ab ispe pankha kr k kya fayda patni-hmare yaha ek rule hai jab tak pati ki kabr sukh nhi jati,tab tak patni ki dusri shadi nhi ho sakti... | |
Source @ studysite.org ek admi apni patni ka antim sanskar kr k ghar aa raha tha tahi jor se bijli kadki,badal garje or jor se barish hue dukhi admi ne apne sath chal rhe logo se kaha-- lagta hai pahuch gaye.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Girlfriend: Es week roj shopping karenge next week roj movie dekhenge. Boyfriend: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge Gfrnd: Q? Bfrnd: Bhik mangne. | |
Source @ studysite.org एक शर्मीले लड़के की शादी एक बहुत ख़ूबसूरत लड़की से तय हुई , लड़का शर्म के चक्कर में लड़की से कभी मिला नहीं था , लेकिन लोगों से सुना था , की लड़की बहुत ही ख़ूबसूरत है , शादी के बाद लड़के ने जैसे ही लड़की का घूंघट उठाया वो एक घबरागया क्युकी लड़की एकदम कटरीना कैफ सी सुन्दर थी , लड़का – बोलो तुम्हारी सुंदरता के लिए क्या गिफ्ट दूँ , लड़की (शरमाकर)- दो आपता दिल तले , लड़का shoked ओ तेरी तोतली | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati patni mandir main! Pati-tumne kya manga? Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni-Aur aapne. Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga? Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat? Husband : No problem, dont come if you dont feel like! Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy?? Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry?? Wife : That means i fight with you all the time? Husband : When did i say that? Wife : So it means i am lying?? Husband : Okay fine i am not going!! Wife : I understand everything, actually you didnt want to go!! The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed! | |
Source @ studysite.org Biwi ki pray: Hey bhagwan mere pati ko tarakki de, daulat de, car de, bangla de. Mujhe tumse kuchh nahi chahiye. Tu sab kuchh mere pati ko de. "Us se kaise lena hai yeh mera kaam hai" | |
Source @ studysite.org Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mein kya antar hai...?" Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..." | |
Source @ studysite.org Employee: Sir, meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye mere sath bahar jaana chahati hai, chhuti chahiye. Boss: Nahi milegi. Employee: Thankyou sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein aap hi kaam aayenge. | |
Source @ studysite.org Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon? Pandit ji: Maun Vrat. | |
Source @ studysite.org Sahab meri biwi gum ho gayi hai, main kya karun? Post master: Andhe ho kya, yeh post office hai, police station ja idhar kyun aaya hai. Pati: Maaf kariye khushi ke maare samajh nahi aa raha kidhar jaaun. | |
Source @ studysite.org Dost aur biwi ko kabhi yaqeen dilane ki zarurat nahi hoti. Kyun ki . Dost kabhi shak nahi karte aur Biwi kabhi yakeen nahi karti. | |
Source @ studysite.org Game Show Host: Agar aapki biwi aur saas par koi tiger hamla kar de to aap kisko pehle bachaayenge? Pappu: Beshak tiger ko, aakhir bechare bache hi kitne hain. | |
Source @ studysite.org How a mans situation changes: Before marriage: Hero No. 1 After marriage: Coolie No. 1 Before marriage: Im in love After marriage: Why did I fall in love! Before marriage: Jaan-e-man mat jao After marriage: Jaan mat khao Before marriage: Cant live without you After marriage: Cant live with you Before marriage: Kuchh to bolo After marriage: Kabhi chup bhi ho lo Before marriage: I love you After marriage: Aaj phir aaloo And the best one.. Before marriage: Milne kab aaogi After marriage: Maaike kab jaaogi. | |
Source @ studysite.org Biwi: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana. Bechara Pati: Yahan to namak nahi mil raha hai. Biwi : Hey Bhagwan, mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha. Mujhe pata tha tum to ho hi andhe Kaamchor ho... Nikamme ho.... Gadhe ho.... Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte Bas bahaane banaate ho Zindagi mein kuchh to kaam karo... Tumhein nahi milega, isiliye pehle hi le aayi thi. | |
Source @ studysite.org Arrange marriage is...! "While you are walking, unfortunately a snakes bites you" But love marriage is...! Dancing in front of cobra and singing "Wanna be my chammak challo" | |
Source @ studysite.org Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! (You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog) Dont laugh loud ---- The extended version says... Put your husband in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Khana kha liya? Husband: Khana kha liya? Wife: Batao na. Husband: Batao na. Wife: Please... batao na. Husband: Please..... batao na. Wife: Achcha ji! Meri nakal? Husband: Achcha ji! Meri nakal? Wife: I Love U!!! Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine... | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai. Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai." Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega." Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega." Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon." Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon. Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai." Hans kar maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai." Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband aur Wife mein baatcheet bandh thi Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha.. uss ne raat ko paper par likha "Mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!" Aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya... . Subah 8 baje jab utha toh dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha, "uth jao 5 baj gaye", "pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge" Moral- Wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya? Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala? Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain. | |
Source @ studysite.org Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesnt it rain on you? WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo. Dont feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you. | |
Source @ studysite.org MENs Depression - Business Slow Chal raha hai.. - Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai.. - Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai.. - Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai.. - Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai... WOMENs Depression - Tailor se dress mangwana hai.. - TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai.. - Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai.. - Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai.. - Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai.. - Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai.. - Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai.. - Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai.. - Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga.. - Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye.. - Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti.. - Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga? - Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain? - Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi? - Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Every wife must read this..... Love ur husband When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks..... Love him If he looks at all the beautiful females. he is just checking that you are still the best. Love him If criticise your cooking, he is still improving his taste..... Love him If snores at night and disturbs your sleep. He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after marriage with you! Love him If he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday he is saving money for your future. Love him... Because you dont have a choice ;-) | |
Source @ studysite.org After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK "What does that mean?" She asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied. Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?" He replied: Im Just Kidding! | |
Source @ studysite.org Questions Women ask that Men hate Am I fat? Do you think shes pretty? Will you call me? Do you love me? This dress or this one? I have nothing to wear! How? Should I sign up for this aerobics class? Will you love me forever? You will never leave me right? | |
Source @ studysite.org Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha "Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain" Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge" | |
Source @ studysite.org Aapne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke bachchon ko bhugatana padta hai, Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke DAMADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai! | |
Source @ studysite.org Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life . BUT Laughing at your wifes mistakes can shorten your life. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: I found Aladdins lamp today Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero... | |
Source @ studysite.org Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . . Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . . Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . . Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . . Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna, !!!...WIFE...!!! Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . . Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . . Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . . Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . . Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . . Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . . Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . . Sach Main, Ye ! WIFE Waakai Asardaar Hai. Always keep your wifes picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything! | |
Source @ studysite.org Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!! arre haa, risky se yaad aaya, The most risky love is... Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!! | |
Source @ studysite.org A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldnt control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The story continues.... The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband. | |
Source @ studysite.org A woman finds Aladdins magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes - I want my husband to have eyes only for me - I want to be the only one in his life - I want him to sleep always by my side - I want that when he gets up in the morning Im the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife : Jaanu batao tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho? Husband : Bahut zyaada. Wife : Phir bhi kitna Husband : Itna ki dil kar raha hai ki tumhari jesi ek aur le aaoon. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife saw board outside a shop Monsoon Offer Only for today : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Excited Wife to Husband: Give me Rs. 500, Ill buy 50 sarees Husband: Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife is busy packing her clothes. Man: And where are u going? Wife: Im moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing. Wife: And where do u think your going? Husband: Im also moving to my mother. Wife: And what about the kids? Husband: Well if u moving to ur mother and Im moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother.... | |
Source @ studysite.org There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, How many of you love your husbands? All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didnt remember.. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 2. What now? Did you crash the car again? 3. I dont understand what you mean? 4. What did you do now? I wont forgive you this time!!! 5. ?!? 6. Dont beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ???? 8. If you dont tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!! 9. I asked you not to drink anymore!! and the best one 10. Who is this? | |
Source @ studysite.org Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps... 1) Studies 2) Entertainment 3) Good Job 4) Shaadi 5).... 6).... 7).... Shaadi ho gai na? Marzi ki zindgi khtam... | |
Source @ studysite.org Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian. Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du. Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain. | |
Source @ studysite.org Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding Boy: "Mommy?" Mom: "What?" Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" Mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life." Boy: "Thats why is the boy dressed in black". | |
Source @ studysite.org Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name? Patient: Banta Nurse: Age? Patient: 28 years Nurse: Married? Patient: No, Car Accident. | |
Source @ studysite.org Swarg ke baahar ka seen: 1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do. God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do. God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte. 3rd Aadmi : Bhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon. God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja. | |
Source @ studysite.org Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says: - "I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk." Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!" "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, "I dont know, my wife told me to stand here." | |
Source @ studysite.org Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai. Manager: So... Sir what can I do? Main: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I wont have to pay you, youll get my entire insurance amount. | |
Source @ studysite.org Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? Hes now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles. | |
Source @ studysite.org So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage, slow and sure! | |
Source @ studysite.org Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! | |
Source @ studysite.org It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives. | |
Source @ studysite.org Newly married husband saved wifes number on mobile as "My life" After 1yr: "My wife" 5 years: "Home" 10 years: "Hitler" 15 years: "Wrong number" | |
Source @ studysite.org Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai .. Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun." Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya?????? Wife-Unho ne. Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye. Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye". | |
Source @ studysite.org Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok! Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok! Girl: N going to the night club too. Boy:- Yes.. Girl:- What else can u leave?? Boy:- The idea of marrying You. | |
Source @ studysite.org How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wifes Mind 4 u? ? ? ? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" GAME OVER.! | |
Source @ studysite.org A ques asked in a talent test: If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, how wud you recognize your wife? The best answer - Why d hell should I recognise? | |
Source @ studysite.org Difference between Friend & Wife U can tell ur friend "U r my Best Friend" But do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?" | |
Source @ studysite.org If wife wants 2 get husbands attention just look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants 2 get wifes attention jst look comfortable & happy. | |
Source @ studysite.org A person went to his neighbour, Where an old couple lived. He went inside where he found that the old man still called her wife with cute names like sweety, honey, jasmine etc. Man to the old man: Its sweet... After 70 years you still call your wife with such cute names. The old man replied (whispering): Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago & I am very scared to ask what it is..!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kaale kapre pehan kar ghar ke bahar khari ho gai. Pati: Tum kaun? Patni: uhuhuhahaha chudel. Pati: Haath mila main teri behan ka pati. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband (romanticaly): Baby wanna say u something. Wife: Its not good to talk while eating. (After eating) Wife: Now tell. Husband: Baby there was a cockroach in your food. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek aurat coma me chali gayi Shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala. Raaste mein janaza khambhe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya. 1 saal baad aurat sach mein chal basi. Sab log kalma padhte hue ja rahe the, lekin shohar ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi... "Khambha bacha ke" "Khambha bacha ke" "Khambha bacha ke" "Khambha bacha ke" | |
Source @ studysite.org Lazy wife : 1 glass pani de do. Husband : Khud uth ke le lo. Wife : Please de do na. Husband : Ab manga to thapad maar dunga. Wife: Thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ladki: Meri mummi ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho. Ladka (Sharmaty huye): Leken shadi main tumse hi karunga, mummy ko bolo mujhe bhool jayein. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi.. 20 Laakh, 30 Laakh, 35 Laakh.. .. .. Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..?? .. Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?" .. AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.." .. .. SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!" | |
Source @ studysite.org Customer: I need poison. Chemist: I cant sell until u hav prescription. Customer showed his Wedding card Chemist: Bus kar bhai rulayega kya........ badi bottle du ya choti. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife - Shaadi ki raat aap ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa laga? Husband - Main to mar hi jaata agar mujhe hanumaan chalisa yaad na hoti!! | |
Source @ studysite.org There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets. she yelled at him, "Great, so now youre cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "Shes not only bald, but shes too cheap to buy any perfume!" | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad paying the bill !!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPENS. | |
Source @ studysite.org TEACHER Us ne khudkushi kar li. Usay khudkushi karni padi. Dono me fark batao? Student. Pahle wale ki love marriage thi aur dusre ki arrange marriage. | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents. | |
Source @ studysite.org 4 Most Un-defined things of girls- 1) "Tum na bahut wo ho" (now who the Hell is WO?) 2) "Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi". (no one will never know what was their UMEED) 3) "Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe" (Khud tok-tok ke badalti hain, then say "THIS") 4) "Sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hoon" (with no other option left, boys have to say "Beautiful") :-) | |
Source @ studysite.org Biwi par essay... Biwi ek paltu prani hai, ye ghar ki rasoi mein payi jati hai. Iska priye ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai. Karva chouth wale din ye badi matra mein dhong karti dikhai deti hai. Shuruwat mein ye prani bada achcha lagta hai baad mein ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai. Inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai. Hamein sab patiyon se humdardi hai. Ummid hai aap bhi dusron se hamdardi jatayenge. Dhanyawad. | |
Source @ studysite.org There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, It has a long neck. One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.�Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. This animal has stripes. "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer.The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them what does your mother call your father?Suddenly one child got up and answered DOG! | |
Source @ studysite.org Mary Clancy goes up to Father O Grady after his Sunday morning service, and shes in tears. He says, " So whats bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, Ive got terrible news . My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, thats terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, Please Mary, put down that damn gun... | |
Source @ studysite.org Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai. Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi. | |
Source @ studysite.org Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well thats because we arent married yet. | |
Source @ studysite.org A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didnt do it." | |
Source @ studysite.org A pharmacist tells a customer, In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isnt enough. | |
Source @ studysite.org Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law. | |
Source @ studysite.org Fred and Rick were in a pub. Fred says to his mate, my mother-in-law is an angel. Rick replies, youre lucky. Mine is still alive. | |
Source @ studysite.org Shohar: Main tang aa gaya hoon, tum hamaisha mera ghar.. meri car hi kehti rehti ho. Kabhi hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab almari mein kya dhoond rahi ho? Biwi: Hamara Dupatta. | |
Source @ studysite.org A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know weve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. He then says, "I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and shes a better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now shes up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too." The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isnt there anything you want?" The wife says, "No, Ive got everything I need." "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag." | |
Source @ studysite.org Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." X asked, "Can you explain?" Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions." Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples" Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it" X asked, "Then what is your role?" Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these". | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, "I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?" Husband replied, "Your eyesight is still excellent." | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek aadmi doosre aadmi se bola: "Bivi aur ghadi mein kya farq hai?" Doosra Aadmi bola: "Ek bigadti hai to band ho jati hai......Doosari bigadti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai" | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai! Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi! | |
Source @ studysite.org The thrill is gone from my marriage, Bill told his friend Doug. Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" "But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill. "Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Doug. So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "Ive tried that? it didnt work." | |
Source @ studysite.org A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute worst between my husband and I. Harry often yells at me, criticizes me, puts me down, plus he never helps out with anything around the house, and I keep getting the feeling that hes screwing his secretary. I cant eat, I cant sleep...in fact, Ive already lost eight pounds this month alone!" "Well, why dont you dump the bastard?!?" her friend said. To which the wife replied, "Oh, I plan to do that, but first I want to get my weight down to 115 pounds." | |
Source @ studysite.org A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husbands 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "Weve been so poor all these years, and Ive never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, Id like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90. | |
Source @ studysite.org A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "Thats exactly what he asked me about you." | |
Source @ studysite.org A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "Theres no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "Its been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and its Friday. I dont feel like more paperwork, I dont need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I havent heard before, you can go." The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. | |
Source @ studysite.org Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons." | |
Source @ studysite.org The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then? Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror! | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Shadi Ke Certificate Mein Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho? Husband: Expiry Date..!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati - Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi ? Biwi – Kyu? Ab Kya Hua? Pati - Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The... "Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush Ho Na" | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga. Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge? Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni(Tare Dekhte Hue): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte? Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga. Patni: Bolo Na Plz. Pati: Tera MUHH.. | |
Source @ studysite.org WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To? HUSBAND: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta..! | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Kya Tum Mere Jivan Ka Chand Banogi? Wife: Aww Haa.. Jaanu..! . Husband: Bahut Khub! To.. Mujhse 9,955,887.6 Kms Door Raho..!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai? Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai, Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Pati Apni Patni Se: Na Kajre Ki Dhar, Na Motiyo Ki Haar, Na Koi Kiya Singar, Fir Bi Kitni Sundar Ho.. Patni Boli: Sidhe Se Bol Dona Ki Make Up Ke Liye Rupaye Nahi Milege. | |
Source @ studysite.org Begum: Kuch Aisa Kaho Na Jisse Mein Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Khafaa Bhi Ho Jau. . Shohar: Tum Meri Zindagi Ho, Aur Lanat Hai Aisi Zindagi Par... | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Har Vivahit Insaan Sundar Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Ye Bhool Jata He Ki Wo Vivahit Hai. Wife: Nahi, Balki Insaan Ko Tabhi Yaad Aata Hai Ki Wo Bechara Vivahit Hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..! | |
Source @ studysite.org Biwi: Kal Jo Bhikhari Aaya Tha Wo Bahot Kharab Tha. Pati: Wo Kyu? Biwi: Mene Kal Use Khana Diya Or Aaj Usne Mujhe Ek Book Gift Ki ‘Khana Kaise Banate He.’ | |
Source @ studysite.org Jab Apki Patni Apse Kahe Ki, ‘Mujhe Tumse Jaruri Baat Karni Hai..’ Wo Ek Line Me Itna Power He Ki Wo Apko ‘Apni Life Me Kiye Hue Sabhi Galat Kam Ko Yaad Karva Deta He..’ | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran Me Marr Jau To Tum Isi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena. Biwi: Aisa Kyun Bol Rahe Ho? Husband: To Tum Kya Chahti Ho Me Us Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du? | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni: Ye Kya Hai Ji, Aap Roz Subah Mere Muhh Pe Pani Kyu Dalte Ho? Pati: Kyon Ki, Mujhe Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha.. Ki Meri Beti Phul Si Najuk Hai, Ise Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena..! | |
Source @ studysite.org Har Kamyab Insaan Ke Piche 1 Aurat Hoti Hai, Jo Use Itna Pareshan Karti Hai Ki.. Wo Insaan Harr Ke Dukhi Hokar, Apne Kam Me Itna Ulajha Rehta Hai Ki.. Kamyabi Khud Uske Pas Aake Uske Kadam Chumti Hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya. Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek Nayi Book Ki Lakhon Copies 2 Din Me Hi Bik Gayi, Kyunki Title Ke Typing me Thodi Galati Ho Gai Thi. Book Ka Name Tha.. . “AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)” | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Me Agar Mount Everest Chadh Gai To Tum Mujhe Kya Gift Doge?? Husband: Kya Tum Bhi, Ye Bhi Koi Puchne Wali Baat He..! DHAKKAA…! | |
Source @ studysite.org Ek Hara Hua Business Man Apni Moti Wife Se: Tum Meri Life Ka Ek Lota Investment Ho Jo DOUBLE Hua Hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: Aaj Kyu Jaldi Office Se Aa Gaye?? Husband: Mere Boss Ne Mujhse Kaha ‘Go To Hell’ Isliye..!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Miyaa-Biwi Me Jagda Hua. Dusre Din Subah Husband Ne Apni Biwi Ko Dudh Ka Glass Diya. Biwi: Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Ho Gaya..! Husband: Nahi, Aaj Nagpanchami He. To Ye Le NAGIN Dudh Pi Le.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.. BARBER: Kitne Chhote Katu..? Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins… | |
Source @ studysite.org Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khane k lye dia Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia? Husband: mein to wese hi khamosh reh sakta hon | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife to drunk husband: From now on, if ur lips touch liquor u will never touch my lips Husband: awwww?? Wife: Now What r u thinking?? Husband: deciding, 18yr old Scotch or 42yr old lips? | |
Source @ studysite.org Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & havent spoken a word.. Man inside - Sir . . . . . . Im talking to my wife... | |
Source @ studysite.org HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha WIFE: kya? HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya? HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me.... | |
Source @ studysite.org A husbands version: My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website ! I never understand what she says but I always accept !! | |
Source @ studysite.org Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain. | |
Source @ studysite.org MOM to CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega, Main Use Gifts dungi.. Children: Lo ji, Is Tarah to saare gifts Papa hi Le jayenge!! | |
Source @ studysite.org How to Make a Wife Happy?? . Its not at all difficult. Tips- Be a 1.friend 2.companion 3.lover 4.chef 5.electrician 6.carpenter 7.plumber 8.mechanic 9.decorator 10.stylist . 51.driver 52.psychologist 53.pest exterminator 54.psychiatrist 55.healer . 102.good listener 103.organizer 104.good father | |
Source @ studysite.org Santa: What do you want to become in your next life? Banta: A cockroach. Santa: Why? Banta: Kyun ki meri biwi sirf cockroach se hi darti hai. | |
Source @ studysite.org A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. | |
Source @ studysite.org Ad seen in paper: FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife: "Why cant my mother move in with us?" Husband: "Because the Bible says I cant!" Wife: "Show me where it says that!" Husband: "Right here, see. No man can serve two masters!" | |
Source @ studysite.org I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" | |
Source @ studysite.org A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years." | |
Source @ studysite.org It is said that Husband is the head of D family, But Remember that wife is D Neck of D family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants. | |
Source @ studysite.org Patni ka "I love you" bolne ke baad pati ka "I love you Tooooooooo" bolna utna he jaruri h jinta "jor se bolo" ke baad "Jay maata di" bolna... | |
Source @ studysite.org Bhákt: Guru ji, Aisi Patni ko kyá kahte hai jo.. Bahot Fair ho, Height achhi ho, Bahut cute ho Nature sweet ho, Brilliant ho, Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda ná kare? Guru ji: Mann ka Vahám kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Váham!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, It has a long neck. One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.?Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. This animal has stripes. "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer.The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them what does your mother call your father?Suddenly one child got up and answered DOG! | |
Source @ studysite.org A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." | |
Source @ studysite.org साहिल की गीली रेत पेर दो प्रेमी बैठे थे लड़की ने लड़के का हाथ पकड़ के कहा की तुम कुछ बोलते क्यू नही… वो मुस्कुरा दिया और रेत पर लिखा, मेरे मूँह में गुटखा है| | |
Source @ studysite.org Q. What is the difference between the words Incomplete and Finished? A. A man without a wife is incomplete. After getting one, he is finished. | |
Source @ studysite.org #Girl ?- देखो ना Social media पर ? सब अपने अपने जानू की बात कर रहे हैं और एक तुम हो कि ...??? . #Boy?- ?? अबे गधी वो #जानू की नही #JNU की बात कर रहे हैं ???? | |
Source @ studysite.org एक पति अपनी नाराज पत्नी को मायके में रोज -रोज फोन करता है...उसकी सास फोन उठाती है और बोलती है.. सास - कितनी बार कहा है वो आपसे बहुत नाराज है और कभी वापिस नहीं आयेगी फिर क्यों बार - बार फोन करते हो ??? पति - सुनके अच्छा लगता है ????? | |
Source @ studysite.org दुकानदार : हां भाई क्या चाहिए? लडका : बस इक सनम चाहिए आशिकी के लिए.. दुकानदार : छोटू! भाई को एक McDowell No.1 कि बोतल, 1 प्लास्टिक गिलास और १० वाला मूंग दाल का पैकेट दे... ???? | |
Source @ studysite.org Girl: Mujhe i-Phone lena hai... Boy : to le le.... Girl : kon si company ka lu?? Boy : Patanjali ka le. . Usme virus aur Bacteria nahi hote... ???? | |
Source @ studysite.org लड़का : तुम कौनसा क्रीम लगाती हो लड़की खुश् हो के : कोई भी नहीं लड़का : तो लगाया करना काली !!! ??????? | |
Source @ studysite.org Wife (after a fight) ? ... Tell me those 3 magical words.. Husband: I love u ? Wife : No ? not this Husband : I like u ? Wife : Again No ?? not these 3 words Husband : I miss u ? Wife : Getting more angry....No no ??? Husband - Galti meri thi ??? ?????? Wife :YES ?? | |
Source @ studysite.org IT Special: ************************* 2 friends were chatting. Friend: Bhai need ur support.. She is online n said "I love you"... Kya karu?? IT engineer frnd: Bhai... Sabse pehle screen shot le .. | |
Source @ studysite.org Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta.... Wife: I love you baby.. Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.. Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.. Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..?? Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..?? Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!! Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!! Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband (fully crashed) : Hua kya hai ? ye to bata do.. Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?.. Wife: I want Divorce.. Husband: Ok..!! Wife (gone crazy) : Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako.. Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..?? Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se.. Husband (apne baal pakad kar) : Mujhe meri galti to bata do.. Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi.. Husband:(confused) Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka.. Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..?? Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye?.. Wife: Go to hell..!! Dont call me again !!. Husband:(shocked) AFTER 3 HOURS.. Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.. Husband (Sab bhool kar) : Acha, I love you tooo... Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!! ????? सभी शादीसुदा लोगो के लिए... ??? | |
Source @ studysite.org दंतचिकित्सक को शत शत नमन ? पेशेंट गुस्से से भरा हुआ डॉक्टर के पास गया। बोला---" मेरे ऊपर के दाँत में कीड़ा था, फिर आपने उसके नीचे वाला दाँत क्यों निकाला ??? " डॉक्टर ने कुछ देर सोचा और फिर कहा---" वो कीड़ा नीचे वाले दाँत पर खड़े होकर ऊपर वाले दाँत को कुतरता था, अब देखता हूँ कहाँ खड़ा होता है, ..."??? | |
Source @ studysite.org एक औरत तेज चल रही ट्रेन मे दौड लगाकर चढी तो सब ने कहा : कमाल की औरत है..!" औरत ने कहा "कमाल तो मेरा देवर है, मै जमाल की औरत हुं.!!???? | |
Source @ studysite.org एक दिन पति अपने घर की लाइट ठीक कर रहा था. तभी उसने अपनी बीवी को आवाज़ लगाईं. बीवी – क्या है ? पति – ज़रा इधर तो आओ … बीवी – लो आ गई, अब बोलो ? पति– ये दो तार हैं, ज़रा इनमे से कोई एक हाथ में पकड़ना … बीवी – क्यों ? पति– अरे तू पकड़ तो सही एक बार … बीवी – ये लो पकड़ लिया … पति– कुछ हुआ ? बीवी - नहीं तो … पति – अच्छा … इसका मतलब कर्रेंट दूसरी तार में है …. !!!. | |
Source @ studysite.org ☺ भिखारी- क्या बात है साहब, पहले आप सौ रुपये देते थे, बाद में पचास, फिर पच्चीस, और अब सिर्फ दस देते हैं? MAN - पहले मैं कुंवारा था, तो मैं सौ देता था! फिर मेरी शादी हो गयी, तो पचास; एक बच्चा हो गया तो पच्चीस , दो बच्चे हैं तो दस देता हूं! । । । भिखारी- वाह साहब, पूरे परिवार को मेरे पैसों से ऐश करा रहे हो! ????????? | |
Source @ studysite.org पत्नी-- आप बहुत भोले हैं.. आपको कोई भी बेवकूफ बना देता है पति ... शुरुआत तो तेरे बाप ने की है....? | |
Source @ studysite.org शादी""करंट" के तार की तरह होती हैं...!!! सही जुड़ जाये तो सारा जीवन "रोशन"...!!!! और गलत जुड़ जाये तो"जिंदगी" भर "झटके"...!!!????????? | |
Source @ studysite.org आवश्यक सूचना: मई-जून की गर्मी में गन्ने का जूस, नींबू, पुदीना, लस्सी, बेल क़ा शरबत, मौसमी का जूस, शिक़न्जी, लिम्का, आदि-इत्यादि, वगैरह-वग़ैरह एवं etc का कितना भी सेवन कर लें परन्तु कलेज़े में ठन्डक तभी पडती है जब . बीवी मायक़े चली ज़ाती है।?? | |
Source @ studysite.org एक शादीशुदा जोड़ा टीवी पर world cup T20 का मैच साथ में देख रहे होते हैं । ( पाँच भिनट के बाद ) पत्नी: ये ब्रेट ली है क्या..? ) पति : नहीं ये क्रिस गेल है । ब्रेट ली तो गेंदबाज़ है । पत्नी: ब्रेट ली तो काफी स्मार्ट है। उसे तो अपने भाई की तरह फिल्मों में हीरो बन जाना चाहिए। पति : उसका कोई भाई अभिनेता नहीं है। पत्नी:तो ये ब्रूस ली कौन है फिर ? ) पति: अरे नहीं भाई ब्रेट ली तो आस्ट्रेलिया से है। पत्नी: अरे वाह वो देखो दो मिनट में एक और विकेट गिर गया। पति: अरे नहीं ये एक्शन रिप्ले है। पत्नी : ऐसा लग रहा है कि भारत जीत जायेगा पति: इसमें भारत नहीं खेलता है। ये Bangladesh और UAE के बीच है। पत्नी: ये अंपायर हेलीकाप्टर क्यों बुला रहा है ? पति: वो हेलीकाप्टर नहीं बुला रहा है। ये फ्री हिट है। पत्नी: दर्शकों ने क्या पैसे नहीं दिये जो ये फ्री हिट दे रहा है ? ) ? पत्नी: अब ये किसे हाय कह रहा है ? पति: ये बाय का इशारा है। पत्नी: ये बाय क्यों कह रहा है ? ) ? क्या मैच खत्म हो गया है ? पत्नी: अब कितने रन और चाहिए जीतने के लिए ? पति: 36 गेंदों में 72 रन चाहिए। पत्नी: ओह बस ये तो कितना आसान है। केवल 1 गेंद पर 2 रन ही बनाना है। ( पति टीवी बंद कर देता है ) पत्नी टीवी चलाती है और Balika Vadhu देखने लग जाती है ) पति: ये "Balika" कौन है ? पत्नी : तुम्हारी माँ है अब अगर तुमने मुझे परेशान किया तो " देख लेना " ) ?????? | |
Source @ studysite.org एक चुड़ैल ने खूबसूरत लड़की की pic upload करके id बनाई? . और लड़कों को फ़साने लगी। . एक लड़के से कई दिन मीठी मीठी बातें कुछ इस तरह करी..?? . चुड़ैल :- जानू तुम बहुत स्वीट हो। . सच मैं तुम पे फ़िदा हूँ ।. . लडका :- में भी तुमसे मिलने को बेताब हु कहो कहाँ मिलोगी।✍? . चुड़ैल :- डियर अगर सच में मुझसे मिलना चाहते हो . तो आज रात पहले चौराहे के शमशान घाट पे आ जाना . मैं अकेली तुम्हारा इंतज़ार करुँगी।. लडका :- ok डन।..??? धीरे धीरे …रात हो गई…चारों तरफ….सन्नाटा~~~ ...लड़का पहले चौराहे के श्मशान घाट पहुँच गया? . और क्या देखा... . एक चुड़ैल…उसे देखते ही लड़का बोला......?? कमीनी तू थी..???? . मुझे तो पहले ही शक था।. चुड़ैल :-मेरी किस्मत ही खराब है? मेरे नसीब में शायद इंसानो का प्यार है ही नही..!! note :- “दरअसल वो लड़का दूसरे चौराहे के श्मशान का भूत था . और कुछ दिन पहले ही इन दोनों का ब्रेकअप हुआ था” ...!!!? ????? | |
Source @ studysite.org Boy :- Hi janu Girl :- ?? Boy :- Yeh kya?? Girl :- Bol Bandar ?? Boy :- ?1⃣3⃣? Girl :- Ab yeh kya???? Boy :- Bandar Tera Baap.. ?????? | |
Source @ studysite.org Vacation Special : बीवी ने अपनी मॉ को फ़ोन किया : मम्मी मेरा उनसे झगड़ा हो गया है, मैं 3-4 महीने के लिए घर आ रही हू । अब दिल थाम लो मॉ बोली : झगड़ा उस कम्बख़्त ने किया है तो सज़ा उसे ही मिलनी चाहीए, तू रूक मैं ही 5-6 महिने के लिए वहाँ आ जाती हू । ???????? Dont laugh...! | |
Source @ studysite.org लड़कियाँ भी मोहब्बत मे ऐसे लड़को को चाँद तारे तोड़कर लाने को कहती है जिनको मोहल्ले मे कोई कड़ी पत्ता भी तोड़ने नही देता. ???????? | |
Source @ studysite.org ???????? एक व्यक्ति घर में पुराने कागजात देख रहा था, तभी उसके हाथ में धर्मपत्नि का आठवीं कक्षा का रिपोर्ट कार्ड आया । नम्बरो के नीचे चरित्र प्रमाण पत्र पढ कर अभी तक बेहोश है.... लिखा था ... "मधुरभाषी एवम् शांति प्रिय छात्रा ????????? | |