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Source @ studysite.org SI unit of ignorance = “seen” | |
Source @ studysite.org At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food.... | |
Source @ studysite.org People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise. | |
Source @ studysite.org Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun. | |
Source @ studysite.org My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. | |
Source @ studysite.org I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj. | |
Source @ studysite.org Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one. | |
Source @ studysite.org Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. | |
Source @ studysite.org Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka. | |
Source @ studysite.org Contributing to entropy since 1994. | |
Source @ studysite.org Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind. | |
Source @ studysite.org ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche | |
Source @ studysite.org lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number. | |
Source @ studysite.org Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday???? | |
Source @ studysite.org I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic. | |
Source @ studysite.org Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains. | |
Source @ studysite.org I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B) | |
Source @ studysite.org Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story. | |
Source @ studysite.org I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. | |
Source @ studysite.org Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others. | |
Source @ studysite.org I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind. | |
Source @ studysite.org fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s. | |
Source @ studysite.org The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude. | |
Source @ studysite.org My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday | |
Source @ studysite.org We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like. | |
Source @ studysite.org Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me. | |
Source @ studysite.org Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”. | |
Source @ studysite.org formula for success…….under promise and over deliver……. | |
Source @ studysite.org To infinity…. and beyond!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status. | |
Source @ studysite.org I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. | |
Source @ studysite.org I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any. | |
Source @ studysite.org Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite. | |
Source @ studysite.org I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. | |
Source @ studysite.org Waiting for wi-fi network. | |
Source @ studysite.org Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he… | |
Source @ studysite.org Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. | |
Source @ studysite.org I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. | |
Source @ studysite.org Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home. | |
Source @ studysite.org You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer. | |
Source @ studysite.org Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”. | |
Source @ studysite.org Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend. | |
Source @ studysite.org They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B | |
Source @ studysite.org I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!! | |
Source @ studysite.org I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge” | |
Source @ studysite.org Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans. | |
Source @ studysite.org Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars). | |
Source @ studysite.org I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:) | |
Source @ studysite.org I took IQ test …..results were negative. | |
Source @ studysite.org Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance….. | |
Source @ studysite.org Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me. | |
Source @ studysite.org I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence. | |
Source @ studysite.org My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. | |
Source @ studysite.org Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..” | |
Source @ studysite.org Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why. | |
Source @ studysite.org One more password got married…!! | |
Source @ studysite.org This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading. | |
Source @ studysite.org You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now f#cking act like it. | |
Source @ studysite.org Life is the art of drawing without a eraser. | |
Source @ studysite.org Life is planning a pleasant curve for me. | |
Source @ studysite.org Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. | |
Source @ studysite.org I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything. | |
Source @ studysite.org Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!! | |
Source @ studysite.org I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture. | |
Source @ studysite.org A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. | |
Source @ studysite.org Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want... | |
Source @ studysite.org Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely. | |
Source @ studysite.org I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less... | |
Source @ studysite.org Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off. | |
Source @ studysite.org My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. | |
Source @ studysite.org Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent... | |
Source @ studysite.org Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life... | |
Source @ studysite.org I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! | |
Source @ studysite.org Everything that kills me makes me feel alive. | |
Source @ studysite.org I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.... | |
Source @ studysite.org ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”. | |
Source @ studysite.org If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. | |
Source @ studysite.org Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude. | |
Source @ studysite.org Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. | |
Source @ studysite.org Without me its just awso. | |
Source @ studysite.org Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. | |
Source @ studysite.org One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature... | |
Source @ studysite.org Error: status unavailable. | |
Source @ studysite.org I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room. | |
Source @ studysite.org Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. | |
Source @ studysite.org I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;) | |
Source @ studysite.org Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…! | |
Source @ studysite.org One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! | |
Source @ studysite.org One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. | |
Source @ studysite.org It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. | |
Source @ studysite.org Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine. | |
Source @ studysite.org Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot. | |
Source @ studysite.org I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair… | |
Source @ studysite.org CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself. | |
Source @ studysite.org I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! | |
Source @ studysite.org When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? | |
Source @ studysite.org Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only. | |
Source @ studysite.org Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost. | |
Source @ studysite.org Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);) | |
Source @ studysite.org There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday. | |
Source @ studysite.org Never make eye contact while eating a banana. | |
Source @ studysite.org Life is Short - Chat Fast! | |
Source @ studysite.org Hey there whatsapp is using me. | |
Source @ studysite.org दारू और सिगरेट पिने वाला इंसान कभी मतलबी नही होता क्योंकि कि जिसे अपने शरीर से ही मतलब नहीं वो भला किसी के बारे मे कैसे बुरा सोच सकता है ???? | |
Source @ studysite.org ?बात पते की.. ? जिस देश में करोड़ो का लेन देन करने वाली बैंक में 2 रूपये की पेन भी रस्सी से बांधनी पड़ती हो,,,, उस देश का भ्रष्टाचार मुक्त होना भी सिर्फ एक सपना ही लगता है... ????? | |
Source @ studysite.org मैने एक बुजुर्ग से पूछा..? आज के समय में सच्ची इज्जत किसकी होती है...? बुजुर्ग ने जवाब दिया:-इज्जत किसी इंसान की नहीं होती, जरुरत की होती है.... "जरुरत ख़त्म तो इज्जत ख़त्म!" | |