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I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level. | |
Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "theres food in the fridge." "Thats not what I asked.. | |
Isnt it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now? | |
Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah""Ok then im coming. | |
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00. | |
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too. | |
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing. | |
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams." | |
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie. | |
Television + food, it just goes together | |
You dont really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them. | |
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything. | |
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. | |
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend theyre fighting over the worlds last Oreo. | |
my hobbies include eating and complaining that im getting fat. | |
Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period. | |
Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza. | |
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because youre a selfish bitch. | |
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer. | |
Im so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY | |
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food? | |
Youre at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, Ive never seen one before. | |
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them. | |
I eat so much... I make fat kids look skinny! | |
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. | |
e Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you dont need an appointment. | |
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. | |
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip. | |
Never make eye contact while eating a banana. | |
ughh Im so full.."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!" | |
LIKE if you cant tell the difference between coke & pepsi. | |
Im not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every persons life. | |
You cant buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (; | |
Im not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D | |
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad. | |
I disagree that hunger isnt an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL. | |
Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯ | |
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell! | |
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. | |
Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then im coming. | |
Im trying to kick dairy and now Ive got the milk shakes. | |
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldnt be called nachos. | |
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room. | |
Hell hath no fury like me when Im slightly inconvenienced and hungry. | |
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza. | |
The only clubs Im into are sandwiches. | |
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand. | |
If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards. | |
Weve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories. | |
If history has taught us anything, its that reheated french fries are gross. | |
Chips have little nutritional value. Thats why you need to eat the whole bag. | |
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving. | |
I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING. | |
I dont trust people that dislike tacos. | |
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0% | |
If you say you cant cook what your really saying is that you cant read and follow directions. | |
I want a hot body but I also want hot wings. | |
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza. | |
If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING ! | |
True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge | |
Nothing says "Ive already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast. | |
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then youre pretty damn special. | |