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Nice legs? what time do they open? | |
That Is True Love..! | |
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.. | |
Im easy. Are you? | |
Good Boy with very bad thoughts. | |
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice. | |
Great Minds F*CK each Other. | |
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back. | |
F_CK... all i need is U.. | |
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate. | |
KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious. | |
Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all. | |
You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts. | |
You dont have to like me, Im not a Facebook status. | |
I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach. | |
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? | |
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. | |
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Lets bang! | |
Lets play Titanic, youll be the ocean and ill go down on you. | |
Id like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. | |
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! | |
Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside? | |
My name is (name) remember that, youll be screaming it later. | |
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. | |
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past. | |
Im not too good at algebra, but doesnt u + i = 3D 69? | |
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? | |
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long. | |
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. | |
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. | |
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass! | |
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! | |
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in. | |
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person. | |
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else. | |
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! | |
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... ItS lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy.. | |
Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips. | |
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :) | |
Two words guys hate DONT and STOP, unless you put them together :) | |
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast! | |
I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen. | |
Of course Im naughty. Ive always had to compete for attention, you see. | |
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. | |
Why dont you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma. | |
Youre like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. | |
Id like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. | |
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. | |
You remind me of a Championship bass, I dont know whether to mount you or eat you! | |
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. | |
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under. | |
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. | |
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and Ill put my head in. | |
Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? | |
Love is blind, and greed insatiable.. | |
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? | |
If its true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! | |
I may not be Mr. Right, but Ill screw you till he shows up. | |
Poke me now if youve ever had a crush on me.. | |
We know that romance brings out the beast in you. | |
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say its half full. Im just happy to have a glass! | |
When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button. | |
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-) | |
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever. | |
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :) | |
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..! | |
Love is just love, it can never explained. | |
I dont care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you. | |
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, Id becoming too! | |
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. | |
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. | |